Lady-Pilot

1. The original Skippy’s List is inappropriate for discussion among polite company. 2. It is also inappropriate for emulation. 3. The same goes for the Friends of Skippy list. 4. Must not perform victory dance whenever anti-LDS type is shown to be wrong. 5. Am not allowed to fall into the baptismal font. 6. Especially on multiple occasions. 7. May not mock the name "funeral potatoes." 8. "Bible bashing" does not involve a specially weighted scripture case. 9. Must not look for religious significance in AC/DC lyrics. ("Who made who? Who made you?") 10. Nor is there any religious significance to be found anywhere on Depeche Mode&#

          At the speed of light, it would take one about eighty minutes to reach Saturn.  With ordinary rocket-propelled spacecraft from Earth, such a journey would take a minimum of seven years.  However, with the highly advanced alien cargo ship, John and his companions were taken to the distant planet in a little over three and a half hours.  With the mermaid's guidance, John and Donald each got to control the spacecraft for nearly an hour.  While they did, they needed very little assistance from the aquatic alien because the ship was easy to fly and

Sergeant Brake sat in the makeshift barracks reviewing the intelligence briefing he'd been handed just moments before. "These used to come on paper," he waved the digital tablet at the spit and polished runner who'd brought him the device. The younger man was waiting for some sort of feedback to take to his commanding officer and looked visibly confused. "Orders. Intel," Brake continued, "we used to get these on pieces of paper. Can't exactly fold this up and stuff it in a pocket now can we?" The young soldier shifted uneasily from foot to foot. "Don't you just remember this stuff, once you've seen it I mean sir? Don't you just, you know, u

When I threw rocks, they encouraged me. When I loaded my slingshot with marbles, they told me to watch my aim. When I raised my BB gun up, they assured me I would succeed. So really, they've only got themselves to blame for the rocket. Why tell someone to "shoot for the moon" if you don't mean it? Anyway, that's why everyone's saying I'm a supervillain, now.

Theory #1: The Butterfly Effect Hypothesis: One major event will change more then just the one chain that it's linked to. Synopsis: If you were to go into the past and change just one major event, when you return to the present, not only will that chain of events have changed, but also more that aren't linked to that chain because of a ripple in time adjusting and diverting a lot of events as well. Thus creating a vastly different world then you remember from your former present. Theory #2: Alternate Timelines Hypothesis: Billions of choices = Billions of Timelines. Synopsis: Every tiny choice you make. When to breathe. How much you brea